http://www.thesuperficial.com/jessica-simpsons-boyfriend-drops-out-of-school-07-2010#more-474812
There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke
as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell
gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) Now comes news
he’s dropped out of business school so they can always be together/let him move
in because he, uh, left his wallet in the car. Do you mind, baby? Love ya
forever. Starpulse reports:
"And the relationship is going so well, the ex-San Francisco 49er, who graduated
from Yale University, has decided against moving across the country to begin a
two-year course at the prestigious Wharton school in August.
A source tells Us Weekly magazine, “He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and
leave her so soon after they got together. He really wants to be with Jessica.”
Wow. She pays for everything and has naturally ginormous . I never thought
I’d say this, but Jessica Simpson just might be the perfect woman after all.
Sure, maybe she clearly eats other women so they’ll stop stealing her
boyfriends, but that’s part of the mystery.
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