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Justin Bieber Arrested, Presumably For His Stupid Haircut

Posted on: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:25:36 +0000 (UTC)

Justin Bieber Arrested, Presumably For His Stupid Haircut
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 2:00pm xx Comments

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Oh, not really. Justin Bieber wasn=92t arrested for his stupid haircut.
He was arrested for his annoying voice.

Oh, not really. Justin Bieber wasn=92t arrested for his annoying voice.
He was arrested for his ridiculous shaved-chipmunk face. Oh, not
really. Justin Bieber wasn=92t arrested for his ridiculous shaved-
chipmunk face. He was arrested for beating a woman to death with a
hammer and then stealing her money to fund his heroin addiction.

Oh, not really. Justin Bieber wasn=92t arrested for beating a woman to
death with a hammer and then stealing her money to fund his heroin
addiction. He wasn=92t even arrested. He just pretended that he was for
an episode of CSI, and then took a picture of it, and now that counts
as news. Oh, shut up.

This is a truly sad day, people. It=92s Justin Bieber. He isn=92t just
that irritating three-year-old with a Pete Beale haircut and a CD full
of songs about text messaging and Nando=92s any more. No, Justin Bieber
is an actor now as well.

Really, he is. At some point in the horrifyingly near future, Justin
Bieber will be appearing on CSI as an at-risk youth who kills someone
or get killed or stares at a spore for eight hours or whatever the
hell it is that happens on CSI. Obviously this is the precursor to a
long and varied screen career that will culminate in a bit part in a
low-budget direct-to-DVD turkey about zombie swamp monsters, but
everyone has to start somewhere.

Before we=92ve even had a chance toess Justin Bieber=92s acting
ability, though, he=92s decided to post a photo of himself in costume
onto Twitter, along with a message saying:

I told you I was a BAD MAN!!

Some quick points:

1) No you didn=92t.

2) Even if you did, it still wouldn=92t make you a bad man. You=92re about
four years old =96 at best you=92re a bad toddler. And =91bad=92 doesn=92t =
seem
like the right adjective either =96 how about =91unsatisfactory=92? Yes,
that=92s better. You=92re an unsatisfactory toddler.

3) So shut up.

Still, anyone interested in the Justin Bieber CSI episode will have to
hold in their excitement until September. But it=92ll be worth waiting
for =96 if that photo is any indication, then the show will be about him
getting anally molested by an obese slaphead in some dodgy-looking
Elvis shades. We don=92t know about you, but we wouldn=92t miss that for
the world.

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