http://www.litelysalted.com/2010/02/paris-hilton-is-even-dumber-than-you-tho.php
So remember back when Paris Hilton got robbed by that group of agers who
were going around stealing from celebrities? Yeah, those were the good days.
Well, as it turns out Paris didn't actually realize she was robbed for 2 entire
.ing months after the fact.
Paris Hilton didn't notice she had been burgled for two months.
The socialite was targeted by the 'Bling Ring Gang' - a group of agers, who
targeted the homes of the rich and famous - who stole her house keys from under
her doormat outside her Los Angeles property but didn't realise until much later
when the gang made a return raid, and making off with £1.2million worth of
jewellery and valuables.
[The Robber, Nick Prugo] said: "Like, who would leave a door unlocked? Who would
leave a lot of money lying around? Stupid." (Source)
HA! Wow, you know you're .ed when even the people who robbed your stupid
are calling you out for having the IQ of a kumquat. To be fair though, doesn't
everyone leave leave millions of dollars worth of jewelery lying around their
house while the key to the front door is hidden in the most obvious place
possible? Wait, they don't? And shit like that is .ing stupid? Huh, well I'll
be damned.
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