>What Has Happened To The Music Industry?
>7/13/02 | Maryellen Davies
>Kids today have little appreciation for these talented icons of the
>bygone days of playing your own music. ...they cast their adoration upon
>the Dancing Bears who likely cannot play a radio.
Of course they don't appreciate music. They grow up not playing any
instrument and feel as though they failed and they have been left behind.
With the Dancing Bears, they can identify. The Dancing Bears look like
just like them, especially the girls. The girls can wear their short
skirts, high heels and 'ho' makeup and prance around with music blaring on
a radio and actually believe they ARE those Dancing Bears. They could
never do that with the talented musicians because they would need actual
musical talent. The great unwashed masses don't have any musical talent
which is why the Dancing Bears rose to popularity in the first place.
Guitar Hero is grooming a whole new generation of losers who think they
are now rock stars because they can flip those stupid buttons and shoot
out notes on a screen. They get really pissed off when they try to learn a
real guitar and come to the cold realization that they need more than
gaming skills to do so. So they go back to the Dancing Bears. Music as we
knew it is dead. The Dancing Bears will be with us forever, unfortunately. |
