Nomen Nescio wrote:
> Miss Brandy Alexandre wishes to thank her many fans in their 70s and
> 80s who write her letters and send her naked pictures of themselves
> showing off the effects of Viagra.
>
> However, she regrets that she does not have enough space in her small
> 2 bedroom townhouse for all that fan mail. Even with the bookcase she
> scammed from a co-worker in distress for her tiny breakfast nook in
> her rather cramped kitchen.
>
> So in lieu of sending her mail she requests that all those interested
> kindly drop by and show her a good time:
>
> Karleen Smith
> 1714 Red Bud Ln
> Euless, TX 76039-2153
>
> Thank You.
>
I hope the FBI visits you someday soon Nomen. |
