On Sep 5, 8:37=A0pm, RazzleBathb...@geemail.com wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 16:14:58 -0700 (PDT), LCM
> wrote:
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> >catsuit, huge moviestar sunglasses, six inch platform shoes, towering
> >afro wig, cocktail in one hand, glamorous du Maurier wafting in the
> >other>
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> >LCM: (patting wig) Hello darlings - I came as soon as I heard.
> >(glancing at Jflexer) Sweetie - a little bird told me you were
> >likening me to a demented drag queen who robbed old ladies and left
> >one of her tits behind as evidence.
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> >Well it's an absolute scandal, darlings - I waltz off for mere moments
> >and suddenly I'm an object of speculation.
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> >
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> >Or, as a less kind person than myself might hazard, GOSSIP.
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> >Take that!
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> >
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> >BITCH!
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> >Oh darling - it's true - they've turned on me just like said.
> >quietly, dabs nose>
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> >HONK!!!
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> >So anyhoo, darlings, whilst Jflexer screams and such, who wants to buy
> >me a smart cocktail? Hmmm? I'm just about dust with the dehydrations,
> >so let's make it a pitcher - I'll be in my corner booth, sweeties -
> >hurry now, happy hours fly!
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> >Waltzing To The Corner Booth, Looking Fabulous
> >LCM
>
> >PS: Darlings - can someone tell me again how I can get my Outlook to
> >get the newsgroups again? I did this through Google but it's
> >monstrous. You did help before, but that computer died and I looked
> >great at the funeral, so now I've got this newish one the World Famous
> >Pegs got me and it's just got nothing. Any help would be fabulous,
> >darlings - I'll check back later to see. Fabulous!
>
> Well welcome back. I was beginning to think you had shuffled off to
> Buffalo or some such place.
>
> Razzle------Oh bartender, fix the lady in the corner booth a double on
> me.
And I'll spring for parking on that old Bentley she pulled up in.
It's the pink one. |
