catsuit, huge moviestar sunglasses, six inch platform shoes, towering
afro wig, cocktail in one hand, glamorous du Maurier wafting in the
other>
LCM: (patting wig) Hello darlings - I came as soon as I heard.
(glancing at Jflexer) Sweetie - a little bird told me you were
likening me to a demented drag queen who robbed old ladies and left
one of her tits behind as evidence.
Well it's an absolute scandal, darlings - I waltz off for mere moments
and suddenly I'm an object of speculation.
Or, as a less kind person than myself might hazard, GOSSIP.
Take that!
BITCH!
Oh darling - it's true - they've turned on me just like said.
quietly, dabs nose>
HONK!!!
So anyhoo, darlings, whilst Jflexer screams and such, who wants to buy
me a smart cocktail? Hmmm? I'm just about dust with the dehydrations,
so let's make it a pitcher - I'll be in my corner booth, sweeties -
hurry now, happy hours fly!
Waltzing To The Corner Booth, Looking Fabulous
LCM
PS: Darlings - can someone tell me again how I can get my Outlook to
get the newsgroups again? I did this through Google but it's
monstrous. You did help before, but that computer died and I looked
great at the funeral, so now I've got this newish one the World Famous
Pegs got me and it's just got nothing. Any help would be fabulous,
darlings - I'll check back later to see. Fabulous! |
