"SyVyN11" wrote in
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> "Agent Smith" wrote in
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>> "starmuscle@..." wrote in
>> news:1184784125.675962.11910@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
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>>> Two of America's most famous "nerd" comedians, Saturday Night Live
>>> stars Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, have brawled in an LA comedy club
>>> over the decade-old shooting death of fellow comedian Phil
>>> Hartman.The fight occurred at the Laugh Factory, Hollywood, this
>>> month and was witnessed by club owner Jamie Masada.
>>>
>>> Here's the reason they fought:
>>>
>>> Five months before Brynn Hartman killed her husband Phil Hartman,
>>> they held a Christmas party at their home. Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick
>>> were both at that party. Phil and Jon both flipped out when Andy
>>> openly did cocaine and gave some to Brynn. Everybody knew that Brynn
>>> was sober for over 10 years and Jon seems to think that Andy is the
>>> one that opened her up to that world again.
>>
>> "Seems to think"?? If it looks like a duck, and it smells like a
>> duck and it quacks like a duck, guess what it is, Howard.
>>
>>> Jon said that last year he ran into Andy. Andy told him, "I put the
>>> "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said,
>>> 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face
>>> in, but I don't hit women."
>>>
>>> Jon told Page Six that he ran into Andy again last week where it all
>>> came to head. He said, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the
>>> 'Phil Hartman hex. First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.'
>>> Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said
>>> I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be
>>> in his new movie. "I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over
>>> and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in
>>> your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again
>>> really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . .
>>> but he's a disgusting human being."
>>>
>>> Witnesses say that Jon picked Andy up and smashed his head into the
>>> bar several times. They say blood was pouring from Andy's nose.
>>> Um....that was probably from the coke being shaken around in there.
>>>
>>> Here's my take on Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick:
>>>
>>> Jon Lovitz ruined Saturday Night Live during the late 80s. The only
>>> good character he had was the pathelogical liar. He sucks. I
>>> actually met him at a Lakers game in the bathroom, and he acted like
>>> he was George Clooney, arrogant and couldn't be bothered. As per
>>> Andy Dick, (you are all going to hate this) he is a comedy genius.
>>> Andy is really misunderstood. His schtick is extremely bizarre and
>>> shocking. He is not a conventional comedian like everyone else. I
>>> would say he is way ahead of his time, like Andy Kaufman was back in
>>> the day. I could care less if he is ... or not, he always brings
>>> excitement to anything he works on. As per this fight and incident,
>>> Andy definately deserved to get beaten down, I am just surprised
>>> this troll was the one to do it. As bad as it was, it's FUNNY, but
>>> in a DARK way.
>>
>> I thought Lovitz was fine on SNL, but sadly, what the writer says
>> about Dick is true, since he *is* hilariously funny. Unfortunately
>> he is self-destructively hilariously funny, in a sort of Chris
>> Farley, John Belushi, Robin Williams sort of way. Fortunately
>> Belushi's demise had the effect of showing Willims that drugs are a
>> bad idea, so some good came of what would have otherwise simply been
>> a pointless tragedy.
>
> Respectfully disagree with you on that. But the ghosts of Farley
> and Belushi will haunt you for comparing that waste of skin DICK with
> the genius of those two legends. Dick is true to his name, any
> humor is of a car wreck verison.
I thought he was fine of "Newsradio" and "Almost Perfect."
>> However, it seems to be "felony assault" week in Hollywood, and the
>> incident with the CSI blockhead makes me wonder if anybody got the
>> attack on film, and if Lovitz will also have to talk to the police.
>> The real story here is that Lovitz lost control big-time, and
>> apparently has a serious problem.
>
> Dicky brings the worst out of people.
It's definitely self-destructive comedy. |
