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> "starmuscle@..." wrote in
> news:1184784125.675962.11910@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Two of America's most famous "nerd" comedians, Saturday Night Live
>> stars Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, have brawled in an LA comedy club over
>> the decade-old shooting death of fellow comedian Phil Hartman.The
>> fight occurred at the Laugh Factory, Hollywood, this month and was
>> witnessed by club owner Jamie Masada.
>>
>> Here's the reason they fought:
>>
>> Five months before Brynn Hartman killed her husband Phil Hartman, they
>> held a Christmas party at their home. Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick were
>> both at that party. Phil and Jon both flipped out when Andy openly did
>> cocaine and gave some to Brynn. Everybody knew that Brynn was sober
>> for over 10 years and Jon seems to think that Andy is the one that
>> opened her up to that world again.
>
> "Seems to think"?? If it looks like a duck, and it smells like a duck
> and it quacks like a duck, guess what it is, Howard.
>
>> Jon said that last year he ran into Andy. Andy told him, "I put the
>> "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What
>> did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I
>> don't hit women."
>>
>> Jon told Page Six that he ran into Andy again last week where it all
>> came to head. He said, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil
>> Hartman hex. First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he
>> leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed
>> Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new
>> movie. "I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I
>> don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I
>> pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A
>> security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a
>> disgusting human being."
>>
>> Witnesses say that Jon picked Andy up and smashed his head into the
>> bar several times. They say blood was pouring from Andy's nose.
>> Um....that was probably from the coke being shaken around in there.
>>
>> Here's my take on Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick:
>>
>> Jon Lovitz ruined Saturday Night Live during the late 80s. The only
>> good character he had was the pathelogical liar. He sucks. I actually
>> met him at a Lakers game in the bathroom, and he acted like he was
>> George Clooney, arrogant and couldn't be bothered. As per Andy Dick,
>> (you are all going to hate this) he is a comedy genius. Andy is really
>> misunderstood. His schtick is extremely bizarre and shocking. He is
>> not a conventional comedian like everyone else. I would say he is way
>> ahead of his time, like Andy Kaufman was back in the day. I could care
>> less if he is ... or not, he always brings excitement to anything he
>> works on. As per this fight and incident, Andy definately deserved to
>> get beaten down, I am just surprised this troll was the one to do it.
>> As bad as it was, it's FUNNY, but in a DARK way.
>
> I thought Lovitz was fine on SNL, but sadly, what the writer says about
> Dick is true, since he *is* hilariously funny. Unfortunately he is
> self-destructively hilariously funny, in a sort of Chris Farley, John
> Belushi, Robin Williams sort of way. Fortunately Belushi's demise had
> the effect of showing Willims that drugs are a bad idea, so some good
> came of what would have otherwise simply been a pointless tragedy.
Respectfully disagree with you on that. But the ghosts of Farley and
Belushi will haunt you for comparing that waste of skin DICK with the genius
of those two legends. Dick is true to his name, any humor is of a car
wreck verison.
>
> However, it seems to be "felonyault" week in Hollywood, and the
> incident with the CSI blockhead makes me wonder if anybody got the
> attack on film, and if Lovitz will also have to talk to the police. The
> real story here is that Lovitz lost control big-time, and apparently has
> a serious problem.
Dicky brings the worst out of people.
>
>> Funny Pic:
>> http://www.starmuscle.com/2007/07/18/andy-dick-and-jon-lovitz-fight/
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